maybe ill b a psychologist because ive heard a lot of them are pretty shitty so i can b a good one
Socks, Bill Clinton’s cat, being hounded by the paparazzi
1. Black Widow / Man-Eater
2. Unhinging Jaw / Next Time You Demand That She Deepthroat…
3. Pinocchio Penis / Lying About Size Won’t Make It Bigger
4. Kardashian Cat / NOT Your Pussy.
5. Stork Legs / This Chick Don’t Need No Dick
1d jacking each otha off for charity ???!!??!??????!?
I’m having so much fun with this turtle neck
See how chill and non competitive your life gets when you don’t judge other girls in how they dress, do their make up, or how many selfies they take. Take a nap by a window, glow up
how abt instead of having responsibilities this weekend i just thrift a lot
once im done w high school i think im just gonna go backpacking across europe
"I am that clumsy human, always loving, loving, loving. And loving. And never leaving."
Frida Kahlo
BITCH! I LOVE VEGETABLES! THE FUCK!!!
buying stuff / losing weight is the only way i can fake feeling happy u know
in other news i called petco and theyre no longer there
when i got those rats i felt so free. i didnt have to worry about rules and routines in order to feel successful and therefore happy. i just was so happy i was so in love wow